Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Legislative Analogy

"Say," Speaker Pelosi exuded,
When her colleagues to sausage alluded,
"If this casing we're filling
Is best after grilling,
Who cares how the wurst was extruded?"



(Special thanks to Wolfgang Babiel and his late brother Rolf, of Hallo Berlin sausage cart at 54th and 5th Ave, NYC)
Posted by Dr. Goose
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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousMarch 17, 2010 at 5:32 PM

    Says Speaker Pelosi "I'm no fool!
    I won't let our new healthcare bill cool.
    To approve it at last
    It'll be deemed as passed!
    We'll use a self-executing rule."

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