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"Though college, I felt, was a sure thing, As of now, unless gold I'm unearthing, To pay off my loan, I'll have to postpon...
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"After proofing each check and gratuity, We've determined beyond ambiguity: Your expenses look funny, If none of this money ...
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I'm buying a Powerball ticket (Or several, or even a thicket), In hopes I may win A billion bucks in The unlikely case that they pic...
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"I'm afraid," said Bernanke to Geithner, "The debt crisis still has lots of bite in 'er. Though it may cause some...
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Said a Harvard professor of econ, "That Google's got something unique on: They have cash by the score, Yet still borrow more; T...
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"In reviewing your earnings per annum, We're less than impressed, and we pan 'em. The bank may have gains, But this letter ...
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The price of petroleum's slacking With all of that pumping and fracking Maintaining supply At a level so high, While demand, at...
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Said a strategist, airing his views On central bank rumors and news: "You've booked every gain And best not retain Your bonds...
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The economy once ago sank From abuses at many a bank, Which Congress attacked In a really big act That went by the name of Dodd-Fran...
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The US has always depended On a rate of consumption that's splendid, By consumers for whom The means to consume May soon have them over...
Another good one! And it's so tough to write about stuff like this. :)
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I enjoyed your latest Limerick-Off submission re "upset" on Facebook, and just want to remind you to post it on my blog too. Thanks!
I very much appreciate this comment, coming from the master (mistress?).
ReplyDeleteThe submission to your blog (link below) was autobiographical, btw; these limericks will soon appear in my local Glen Ridge Paper.
http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/03/13/limerick-upset/comment-page-1/#comment-143933