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"Though college, I felt, was a sure thing, As of now, unless gold I'm unearthing, To pay off my loan, I'll have to postpon...
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"After proofing each check and gratuity, We've determined beyond ambiguity: Your expenses look funny, If none of this money ...
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I'm buying a Powerball ticket (Or several, or even a thicket), In hopes I may win A billion bucks in The unlikely case that they pic...
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"I'm afraid," said Bernanke to Geithner, "The debt crisis still has lots of bite in 'er. Though it may cause some...
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Said a Harvard professor of econ, "That Google's got something unique on: They have cash by the score, Yet still borrow more; T...
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"In reviewing your earnings per annum, We're less than impressed, and we pan 'em. The bank may have gains, But this letter ...
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The price of petroleum's slacking With all of that pumping and fracking Maintaining supply At a level so high, While demand, at...
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Said a strategist, airing his views On central bank rumors and news: "You've booked every gain And best not retain Your bonds...
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The economy once ago sank From abuses at many a bank, Which Congress attacked In a really big act That went by the name of Dodd-Fran...
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The US has always depended On a rate of consumption that's splendid, By consumers for whom The means to consume May soon have them over...
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Nice job. A limerick blog is the perfect place for Charlie Sheen commentary. In fact I posted my own pair of Charlie Sheen limericks here.
ReplyDeleteHow about this:
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen says he’s all about “Winning.”
No remorse for all his flagrant sinning.
He once showed such promise;
With DNA from Adonis.
Now his many detractors are grinning.
Très amusant...
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