A thrifty young fellow named Kevin, who
Was filing with Internal Revenue,
When the bottom line showed
All the money he owed,
Admitted: "I'm rich and I never knew."
Happy Tax Day to all those who didn't realize how much money they had until the IRS wanted to take it away from them.
Monday, April 18, 2011
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My wife often cheers on the President when he argues the rich have to pay more, yet finds it surprising when I remind her that he's talking about us!
ReplyDeleteMr. Anonymous:
ReplyDeleteHere here! I found a startling transformation in my own life, with my own wife: 12 years, 2 kids, and some good fortune has turned a cute, idealistic, progressive brunette into the worlds biggest libertarian. (still cute and brunette, too).