Sunday, March 4, 2012

Conservatives vs Liberals

A conservative's someone it peeves
To pay taxes, because he believes
That they're soaking the rich
For entitlements, which
He somehow forgets he receives.

A liberal is fiercely intent
On the government's making a dent
In the plight of the poor,
At the cost, she is sure,
Not of her, but the top 1%.

Posted by Dr. Goose
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2 comments:

  1. Madeleine Begun KaneMarch 6, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    I love them both!

    And congratulations yet again on winning an Honorable Mention in last week's Limerick-Off. Great job! http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2012/03/04/limerick-of-the-week-51/

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