Dr. Goose's Economical Limericks

I'm buying a Powerball ticket (Or several, or even a thicket), In hopes I may win A billion bucks in The unlikely case that they pic...

The price of petroleum's slacking With all of that pumping and fracking Maintaining supply At a level so high, While demand, at...

The Fed has intensely debated When interest-rate hikes should be slated. Like a team I won't name, They're playing the game Wi...

In the bustling New York metropolis  Of moguls, tycoons and monopolists At the end of the year The moment is here For cynics to turn int...

The economy once ago sank From abuses at many a bank, Which Congress attacked In a really big act That went by the name of Dodd-Fran...

The US has always depended On a rate of consumption that's splendid, By consumers for whom The means to consume  May soon have them over...

"In reviewing your earnings per annum, We're less than impressed, and we pan 'em. The bank may have gains, But this letter ...

Housing construction has had A month that's exceedingly bad And the drop may be due To Millenials who Live at home with their M...

An HFT trader named Cunningham Remarked on the skeptics confron'ing 'im: "The spreads I've compressed Make it cheap to inve...